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Dec. 28th, 2018
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Dec. 28th, 2018 06:05 pmGood god, writing up Hetalia requests for exchanges gives me the same feeling of dread that I get when trying to put together a sandwich order.
Except instead of "no ketchup or mustard or relish or mayo, no tomato, no pickles, but YES PLEASE to mushrooms and red pepper sauce and banana peppers and olives", it's "no AUs plz, and also for the love of god don't use human names, and I like historical stuff for THESE pairings but NEVER for this other one thanks, and then for this other-other one history stuff is OK if it's set after 1950 or so, and if you are able to throw in some breathplay and consensual temporary death that'd be great".
Or something.
It's all perfectly reasonable if you take it in bits, but when it's all together, it makes me look like one picky motherfucker, geeze.
Except instead of "no ketchup or mustard or relish or mayo, no tomato, no pickles, but YES PLEASE to mushrooms and red pepper sauce and banana peppers and olives", it's "no AUs plz, and also for the love of god don't use human names, and I like historical stuff for THESE pairings but NEVER for this other one thanks, and then for this other-other one history stuff is OK if it's set after 1950 or so, and if you are able to throw in some breathplay and consensual temporary death that'd be great".
Or something.
It's all perfectly reasonable if you take it in bits, but when it's all together, it makes me look like one picky motherfucker, geeze.
Yuu. Fic writer & book lover. M/Canada.