RAGE

[yuuago]

There are mice.

In my house.

MICE.

IN MY HOUSE.

And I know it because I saw one've those motherfuckers with my own eyes, gods help me.

Fortunately thus far I think the only place it has been is in the cabinet under the sink. But I ain't gonna let this go on, no sir.

That little pest is goin' down. Ain't NOBODY comes into my house uninvited. No bugs, no spiders, and certainly not no goddamn smelly mice.

Comments

[mumumugen.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I wish you the best of luck in ridding yourself of those! Remember, an important rule in getting rid of mice is to make the house unwelcoming for them. Remove ANY foods they may be nibbling on at nights, clean up. You may lay traps and try to hunt down their nests, but you will want to be ready to end small lives in that case. Rat poison can work except you will have to worry they will go die in some neighbors' place and get eaten by their pets. However, barring that and the dangers around small children, poison is efficient. However, the MOST efficient tool in controlling mice, we found, are cats. The presence of one in a house immediately makes mice go '...we'll get our food elsewhere.'

[yuuago]

Yeah. See, the space under the sink is also my pantry. I got suspicious when I found holes in my sugar bag.

Tomorrow morning I'm going to make sure the place is as clean as possible, and set out traps of some sort. I don't care about lives; there'll always be more mice, and besides, those fuckers are nasty.

I'd love to get a cat, but unfortunately this apartment complex doesn't allow it. Sigh.

I knew this place was sketchy, and I'd suspected that there were mice in the basement, but seeing them in my own home is a different thing entirely. (Can you tell I've never had to deal with this?)

[mumumugen.livejournal.com]

I never had to deal with them either until one day, they ate my dinner.

They took my food.
They violated the sanctity of my meal.
They burned my village.
THEY WOULD PAY.

[sirenspammer.livejournal.com]

o_o...Yuu this entry scares me..like, a lot.

[yuuago]

You shall soon learn, Siren, that I'm a very scary person. Especially when the gloves come off, so to speak.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Squeak?

[m4n14c.livejournal.com]

skdsklfjkslgj argh mice, they can be annoying as hell...
*had all of her brushes eaten up by one of those little furries*

_{lol we have a secret rat in our school
only the students know about him, the teachers have no idea
we take turns putting out food for him
his name's Rufus}

[alegria-dreams.livejournal.com]

my house has mice too :( Those black traps seem to work pretty well though- the ones that look like hockey pucks that you load with peanut butter. Much less gory than regular traps.

[tsunekipanda.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Killing it would be kinda messy so, uh, getting a trap would be the best? D: Unless you get squeeked by them like me. orz

[queenofmarigold.livejournal.com]

Say it again as a singular mouse in the stereotypical Canuck accent, and you have part of the Garth & Gord & Fiona & Alice sketch from SCTV. Comedy gold.