Jan. 29th, 2020
[Movies] The Three Musketeers (2011)
Jan. 29th, 2020 08:30 pmWatched The Three Musketeers (2011) this evening. I decided to take a look at it after seeing this gifset of Milla Jovovich as Milady.
This movie is absolute nonsense. However, it had:
+ Fancy costumes
+ Heaving bosoms
+ Ridiculous swashbuckling swordfights
+ Mads Mikkelsen playing a villainous dude who wears a poofy hat and an eyepatch
+ An airship battle (!!)
So... y'know. It's not great cinema by any means, but it doesn't pretend to be any more serious than it is. I wanted to turn my brain off, and this is right about my level tonight.
This movie is absolute nonsense. However, it had:
+ Fancy costumes
+ Heaving bosoms
+ Ridiculous swashbuckling swordfights
+ Mads Mikkelsen playing a villainous dude who wears a poofy hat and an eyepatch
+ An airship battle (!!)
So... y'know. It's not great cinema by any means, but it doesn't pretend to be any more serious than it is. I wanted to turn my brain off, and this is right about my level tonight.