What is sleep, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

"You don't look like the kind of person who listens to Iron Maiden."

And what does that kind of person look like, anyway.

I wasn't aware Metalheads have a uniform. Looks like I missed the memo.

Well, hopefully I'll be able to get a shirt at the concert. Then I'll be able to dress like a Real Metal Fan (TM).

I am exhausted and I have been staring at googletranslate all evening and I feel as if my writing skills have degraded significantly.