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Nov. 10th, 2016 09:53 pmI don't know how to relax in the bathtub.
It isn't that I have problems with stress. Well, I mean, I do, but that's not the problem.
The problem is, I don't fit.
I've never thought of myself as particularly tall; it's always just seemed that many people around me are abnormally short - except, of course, the ones that make me feel short. Those people are tall. Naturally.
But then I'm confronted with the reality that I don't fit in the bathtub. And then I find myself annoyed, only half-wet, and having to reluctantly admit that maybe I'm interpreting my existence from the wrong perspective.
Maybe I should ask Qichi about the art of taking baths. ...Except I'm pretty sure that they mentioned being short. Goddamn.
It's probably for the best that we don't have a Lush in town. I'd keep buying bath bombs, and that would result in more mediocre and unsatisfying bathtub experiences.
It isn't that I have problems with stress. Well, I mean, I do, but that's not the problem.
The problem is, I don't fit.
I've never thought of myself as particularly tall; it's always just seemed that many people around me are abnormally short - except, of course, the ones that make me feel short. Those people are tall. Naturally.
But then I'm confronted with the reality that I don't fit in the bathtub. And then I find myself annoyed, only half-wet, and having to reluctantly admit that maybe I'm interpreting my existence from the wrong perspective.
Maybe I should ask Qichi about the art of taking baths. ...Except I'm pretty sure that they mentioned being short. Goddamn.
It's probably for the best that we don't have a Lush in town. I'd keep buying bath bombs, and that would result in more mediocre and unsatisfying bathtub experiences.
Yuu. Fic writer & book lover. M/Canada.