French vs Norwegian showdown

French keeps screwing me up. If I go even a few days without studying Norwegian, French takes over my brain again and keeps insinuating itself and making me forget words and structures and arrrrrgh, FRENCH.

The result is that it makes me want to write in some kind of bastardized French-Norwegian mix, because that's what my brain spits out. So I find myself wanting to write stuff like "Je liker der bøkene de Jo Nesbø" and that's just WRONG. So terribly, terribly wrong.

It doesn't help that "Jeg" is one letter off from "Je". This is clearly terrible.

But I'm laughing while pulling my hair out, so that's okay. :D