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Me: Come visit meeeeee! Sure, there's not a lot to do, and there aren't any trees 'cause I live in a prairie city, but the air is clean, the walking trails by the river are gorgeous, and the sky is bigger than any you'll ever see.
Them: Take me awaaaay. D-does the sky have stars? Where I live you can never see any ;_; Also, clean air? That's crazy!
Me: Sure, the sky has stars! They're easier to see if you're outside the city, but that's a quick drive (it's a small city, only ~200,000 people). But hell, even inside the city, they're pretty visible. And yes, clean air too!
Them: ARE YOU IN FINLAND OR SOMETHING

Oh my god. xD Saskatchewan = Finland now. Apparently.

Mm, I would like to be 'in Finland', yes indeed

Er, anyway.

I feel kind of useless today. Need to get off my ass and get to work. Aiyaaahh, so busy. Well-welly-well.

My hands are drier than they've been all winter. I don't get it! Yes, they're kind of dry in the winter, to go with my chapped lips and wind-whipped cheeks, but now it feels as if they're made of sandpaper or something, guh! Perhaps 'tis because of the change in weather.

Well, I have something that will take care of that right quick. Hand cream that smells like lemon meringue pie, fuck yes. Well, actually, it's supposed to just smell like lemon, but whatever, it totally smells like pie. (It's by J.R. Watkins Apothecary. Love their stuff. Their lip gloss is totally ace.)

Fuck, now I want to bake lemon meringue pie. Or anything, really. Well, I shouldn't be eating too many sweets. My teeth will hate me for it. Maybe I'll just make some paluszki, 'cause I need to blow out some eggs anyway.

Aaaand that's it for now.