Flailing. Doot doot.

[yuuago]

I say I'm a guy.

I present as a guy.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT. DO I REALLY NEED TO GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT WHAT'S DOWN THERE.

Seriously do people want photos or something because I'm really not down with that yo. :|

People drive me CRAZYYYYYYYY also it's 3:41 AM and I really really really should go to bed because surely if I do not I'll be cranky as fuck in the morning. Er. Later in the day. Uh.

I. Uh. I think I'll go do that now. Go to bed that is.

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[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

- Aw, seriously? :/ There's no real way you could ever prove that kinda stuff to people like that, I think. My friend Case has the same problem, and he's posted pictures (not of his dick, but yeah). I'm sorry you have to put up with this. wlkjds if it means anything, you know I trust your word about your gender what the heck. Why does it matter if you're a boy or a girl anyway? SILLY INTERNET.

BROMANCE FOR LIFE. WHAT IS Stoon?

[yuuago]

Yeah. I just. Argh. I dunno. *squeeze* I'm glad you get it. IT'S NOT LIKE IT MATTERS ANYWAY good lord.

BROS FOREVER.

Also, Stoon = Saskatoon. Hurrrr.

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

It matters if it's making you feel this way. :C Aww, I wish there was something I could do lakjwe. IS THERE?

/FIST BUUMP

Is that a convention or something?

[yuuago]

Just give me your endless love, my darling. <3 Yes.

....

*beats over the head* It's the city where I live, you ALKSDJKLSD. :|

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

YOU ALREADY HAVE THAT BB. 8|!!!

- OH KL WJALWE

STFU ITS 5am for me HAHAHAHAHAHHA OHGD

[yuuago]

Well, then write me some porn or something, idk

YOU CRAZY ASS but I forgive you and if you look at my photo post, if you haven't already, you can see all I have to offer. Which is mostly, uh. Trees. And a river. Yep.

*eskimo kisses* We both should go to sleep. Yes.

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

FINE, get ready for some poorly written 5am Denmark/Estonia 8|!

;_; OH MY GOD, your city is so beautiful. Like - cozy and ahhh if only I had the money. AND NOT LIKE A CON WHY DID I SAY THAT OHG LAWKEJFL KAJSDJ WAKJWJELJJJJLJLJLJLKJKAJKLKKLkljsd -

brb dying of embarrassment before I REST AGAIN AHAHA/SO AMERUKAN

[yuuago]

HELL YES i look forward to this my love

It is lovely and a sweet little place and SRSLY YOU SHOULD VISIT ME SOME DAY. I'LL MAKE YOU DELICIOUS DESSERTS. I'll like. Save up my money to get you here or something. <3 <3 <3 <3

[anasyrma.livejournal.com]

( It's warm in Denmark's house. Smells of freshly cut wood and long burning fires. Alcohol. )

Denmark catches Estonia's chin with a laugh, pulls him in close and kisses his forehead soaked with browned sweat and blood. The skin's stained and bruised there (black, red and blue), tender from where Denmark punched him earlier; but Estonia does not cry, does not even conjure up a wince. Does not make a noise when Denmark presses his lips roughly against his own, split open by means of a previous blow from the hilt of a sword.

"I've won fair and square," says Denmark, practically sings. He releases his new ward, watching the smaller nation tumble back from the lack of support. Estonia stares at the floor, and calmly decides that he wants to throw up on it one day. The best 'welcome home' gift he can offer - burning acid waste on the honored panels of Denmark's beloved house, courtesy of his up turned bowels. "You'll be living with me now."

When he looks up to glare, Denmark smiles at him, mouth red and wet.

"You're mine."

/not ..porn, but as you can see, I can barely pull a sentence together. I owe you modern!Denmark/Estonia ...po..rn ..then....LOL IDEK

- OMG WHAT ;_; ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME GIRLY AND SAPPY, ARE YOU. I think you are. I SMELL A CONSPIRACY. Ilu! ♥

askldjfkdf.

[yuuago]

You.

I LOVE YOU.

srsly even for 5 AM incoherent this is aahhhhhh so so so---!!!!! omg Denmark you delicious bastard.

FUCK WHY DO YOU WRITE SO WELL EVEN WHEN EXHAUSTED it makes me weep weep weep I tell you.

AND YES I AM TRYING TO MAKE YOU --- well, maybe not girly, but sappy indeed. SO THERE. <3