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Flailing. Doot doot.
I say I'm a guy.
I present as a guy.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT. DO I REALLY NEED TO GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT WHAT'S DOWN THERE.
Seriously do people want photos or something because I'm really not down with that yo. :|
People drive me CRAZYYYYYYYY also it's 3:41 AM and I really really really should go to bed because surely if I do not I'll be cranky as fuck in the morning. Er. Later in the day. Uh.
I. Uh. I think I'll go do that now. Go to bed that is.
I present as a guy.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT. DO I REALLY NEED TO GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT WHAT'S DOWN THERE.
Seriously do people want photos or something because I'm really not down with that yo. :|
People drive me CRAZYYYYYYYY also it's 3:41 AM and I really really really should go to bed because surely if I do not I'll be cranky as fuck in the morning. Er. Later in the day. Uh.
I. Uh. I think I'll go do that now. Go to bed that is.
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Well actually you can if you want to but I ain't doing that, man. Pffffff
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:|
But nobody believes meeeee why why why why
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(I'll go to bed soon, just taking care of some things D: )
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( :| HURRY ON UP, your bed is waaiiting. )
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Does that mean you're a man
I mean you're pretty manly
(I KNOW I KNOW keep your pants on. Please.)
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My name is really
Butch.
I AM A MAN.
(AND I AM IMPATIENT /no pants.)
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(PUT THOSE PANTS BACK ON. SERIOUSLY NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT)
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Clearly I should have been in the kitchen all this time-!! Wearing skirts and fitting in to society's norms! Norms from the 1950's!
( BUT I THREW THEM and now they're on the ceiling fan. ): )
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/DOES MANRY THINGS WITH YOU
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But yes. Let's do MANLY THINGS. And have epic bromance. Soobbbbbbb you need to come to Stoon and hang out with me bro
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BROMANCE FOR LIFE. WHAT IS Stoon?
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BROS FOREVER.
Also, Stoon = Saskatoon. Hurrrr.
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/FIST BUUMP
Is that a convention or something?
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....
*beats over the head* It's the city where I live, you ALKSDJKLSD. :|
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- OH KL WJALWE
STFU ITS 5am for me HAHAHAHAHAHHA OHGD
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YOU CRAZY ASS but I forgive you and if you look at my photo post, if you haven't already, you can see all I have to offer. Which is mostly, uh. Trees. And a river. Yep.
*eskimo kisses* We both should go to sleep. Yes.
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;_; OH MY GOD, your city is so beautiful. Like - cozy and ahhh if only I had the money. AND NOT LIKE A CON WHY DID I SAY THAT OHG LAWKEJFL KAJSDJ WAKJWJELJJJJLJLJLJLKJKAJKLKKLkljsd -
brb dying of embarrassment before I REST AGAIN AHAHA/SO AMERUKAN
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It is lovely and a sweet little place and SRSLY YOU SHOULD VISIT ME SOME DAY. I'LL MAKE YOU DELICIOUS DESSERTS. I'll like. Save up my money to get you here or something. <3 <3 <3 <3
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Denmark catches Estonia's chin with a laugh, pulls him in close and kisses his forehead soaked with browned sweat and blood. The skin's stained and bruised there (black, red and blue), tender from where Denmark punched him earlier; but Estonia does not cry, does not even conjure up a wince. Does not make a noise when Denmark presses his lips roughly against his own, split open by means of a previous blow from the hilt of a sword.
"I've won fair and square," says Denmark, practically sings. He releases his new ward, watching the smaller nation tumble back from the lack of support. Estonia stares at the floor, and calmly decides that he wants to throw up on it one day. The best 'welcome home' gift he can offer - burning acid waste on the honored panels of Denmark's beloved house, courtesy of his up turned bowels. "You'll be living with me now."
When he looks up to glare, Denmark smiles at him, mouth red and wet.
"You're mine."
/not ..porn, but as you can see, I can barely pull a sentence together. I owe you modern!Denmark/Estonia ...po..rn ..then....LOL IDEK
- OMG WHAT ;_; ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME GIRLY AND SAPPY, ARE YOU. I think you are. I SMELL A CONSPIRACY. Ilu! ♥
askldjfkdf.
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If you say you're a man, I can't do anything but believe you...:/
(As for the people, I dunno, record your voice?)
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Gender is like... totally not a set thing. I could go into a long-ass tl;dr about it but I'm not intelligent enough at this moment and it's probably all stuff that you already know anyway. But WHATEVER.
I'm a girlyman, and you're a guyishgirl. We match! *squeeze*
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And for that you are wonderful, you.
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WALESBRO
You are a dude to me. It's OK.
Plus, it's the Interbutts. Why does it matter?
<3
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And I DON'T KNOW why it matters because it totally doesn't, bawww
I do feel a lot better now, though. *squeeze*
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honesty:
my first impression of you on
BUT THEN
i got confused when i saw your photo
Re: honesty:
I'm glad I at least sound like a guy though. <3
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But I feel a lot better now because everyone has been so sweet. Including you, my darling. ♥
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UNLESS YOU WANT TO POST PICTURES OF YOUR--Please don't do this. :|no subject
And don't worry, I shan't be posting photos of my dong. :| Promise.
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And that is all that matters.
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(Anonymous) 2009-06-01 07:56 am (UTC)(link)no subject
It boggles many peoples' minds apparently. x.x Buuuuut most of the time it's no big deal. (It's when they argue with me about it or tease me about it or don't believe me that it gets to be a problem...)
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(Anonymous) 2009-06-01 09:30 am (UTC)(link)I don't see the point of making a fuss over a gender on the Internet. :|
why am I still anon.
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I'm not sure why either - but it's all right that you are, of course!